Easter Bunny Jokes

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

A. A hare brain.

Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A. You 'nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?

A. None, they're all on the outside.

Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

A. They both multiply really fast.

Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A. A receding hareline.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?

A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

A. When it has hares in it.

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A. A funny bunny.

Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?

A. Cold.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?

A. Baby rabbits.

Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?

A. The Bunny Hop of course.

Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

A. 14 carrot gold.

Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

A. One with a hoppy ending.

Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?

A. Looks like the back stroke.