You might be a college student if . .
- If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
Ways to confuse a roommate
-Whenever you're on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for two minutes than call whoever it was back.
- Let your alarm clock go off and refuse to turn it off. If your roommate commets, pretend not to hear anything.
-Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.